Wednesday, February 8, 2012

He Said...She Said~


You know, since the publication of my book, Life through the Eyes of a Hurricane: Doggie-Dog!  Nee Nee hasn’t even asked me to write on her blog. My feelings are so hurt and I’ve felt so dejected so I’ve been pouting.  I realize it’s been a long time, perhaps a couple months? I hope you didn’t forget about me.
Anyway, after the time that has passed, you can imagine my dismay, my horror to get on here and read that Angel-Kitty, my very own sister has thrown me under the bus.  She has made ME out to be the villain -the wicked guy in this family!

Do you believe all the fibs she has told about me?  I am appalled! I am shocked!
Just look at this photo and you will see how warm and wonderful I am to my little sis…I share my bed with her, I keep her safe by setting off the alarm system, and I provide her with daily exercise by chasing her around the house.
SHHHhhhh, don’t tell her I told you this but she is getting a little pudgy around the middle. In fact, the humans put her food bowl on top of the washer when its super-duper supper time just so I won’t consume her meal; even though I just want a little nibble…anyway, she hurdles with difficulty and has to be hoisted like a rickety car onto a tow truck just to eat…HEE, HEE! …but I’ll deny it if you tell her I said that!

And she has the audacity to say the things she does about me? She utters I shut her in the closet? Did she happen to convey to you that when MY sister accidently on-purpose got closed in the wardrobe box that I positioned myself outside the door to keep her company? I did not once leave the room! Well, that was until Big Daddy arrived home! Then I raced to the door to communicate to him to release her. Was it my fault he wanted to take me for my walk around the ‘hood and I forgot to pass on the news?
Geez Louise…last time I try to be a good brother to her! Next time she’s cold see if I huddle up with her to keep her warm.  And when she bites my ear to get me to play with her, instead of being tolerant, I’ll just lean over and bite her tail! That’ll teach her…she’d look funny with a miniature stub of a tail.

Sisters….anyone want one?

34 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

sibling rivalry is always the same... :)

Marydon said...

Oh, brother! You are talking to the right person about sisters!! I'll send mine over for you to enjoy ... chuckle!

I am reading your book now ... my new eyes are working really well now.

TTFN ~
Hugs,
Marydon

Sophia said...

Aha...I see we've drifted apart for awhile, too. Just trying to catch up with peeps and get back on track. Will have to check out the new book!! :)

amy @ Life in Pink Hi-Tops said...

She might not look too funny with a snub tale....I've seen a cat with no tail! And think of the poor little doggie tales that have been clipped through the ages!

Daisy said...

Well you do look very sweet together in that picture, and they do say there are two sides to every story...hmmm. Now I wonder just who is telling the whole truth! :D

Ginny said...

And I believe every word you are saying....

Out on the prairie said...

Nice shot, I imagine the cat felt a bit out of place and the dog nervous.

Tina said...

There are two sides to the situation, and I bet there's truth on both sides. Sounds like they love each other, though. And the photo is soooooooo sweet. He looks very protective over her.

I will have to tell Sam about this post. :-)

Rae said...

You sound like an excellent brother. Your sister just needs to appreciate you a little more.

Mamma has spoken said...

Hum, they almost sound human ;o)

Old Kitty said...

Awww you are a good big brofur!! Sweet Angel-Kitty is lucky to have you! Yay!! Take care
x

Happy Days said...

I think your a wonderful brother. I think sister kitties so tend to get a little dramatic at times. They have to blame someone when they get stuck. I admire you for sitting there with her even though she made up all those horrid tales. I don't blame you for taking an occasional nip at her tail...debbie

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Hurricane...sisters you can't live with them and you can't live w/o them. FYI: Kittehs are very sneaky and often do things they blame on others. I know this because I'm a kitteh!!
Hugs Madi

Inger said...

Oh, Hurrican Dog, you better watch out with your sister cause she's got something you don't: CLAWS!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Sisfurs are alright in very little doses!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

*Sheila* said...

You two definitely have a love/hate relationship. But despite that you look very sweet together!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

That pudge in the middle. It seems to happen to the best of us.

Brian said...

It's okay, you know those humans don't always get the story straight!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Sounds just like my two younger sons fussing with each other --many years ago!!!!! ha ha

Cute post.
Hugs,
Betsy

Marg said...

It sure looks like you take good care of your sister. But sisfurs can be a major pain, so we understand. Hope all of you have a great day.

Real Women, Real Stories said...

Love your blog, Tracy. Thanks for visiting Real Women, Real Stories. :)

Nancy said...

Hi Tracey, thanks so much for coming by my blog and joining. I am having so much fun reading your post today because I love animals and sometimes they can be so "human"......I have a cat, Simon, that would probably have so much fun with your two....(He talks too)

I want to get a copy of your book; it look wonderful...

Icy BC said...

They do look so cozy together, and such good friends!

Kari in Vegas said...

Friends are the best :)

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Nancy @ A Rural Journal said...

There's always two sides to every story! cute!

Tucker said...

Such a great picture. Great to see! Tucker

Sarah (Nikki) said...

Too funny and cute. And yep...you do look pretty adorable.

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

LOL....I am not sure everyone is buying your story today. hahaha
Love
Maggie

Nezzy said...

Girls are just fickle like that ya know???

It's tough bein' a great brother.

Heeehehehe!

God bless and have a fantabulous weekend sweetie!!! :o)

Just Be Real said...

Put a smile on my face Tracy. That was great to read. Blessings to you dear one.

Catherine said...

Kids.... ;o)

Wishing you and your furry friends a wonderful weekend Tracy!
xo Catherine

Joanna Jenkins said...

:-)))
jj

A Quiet Corner said...

Why do the girls always get blamed for everything?...:)JP

Kathy said...

Oh Sweet-Looking Hurricane, some times felines can be so flaky or finicky!
That photo proves what a great big brother you are!
I just heard about you from Madi's Mom! She was so excited to meet you!
We both love Goldens!
Good luck with your book, it has to be a winner!
Belly rubs to you,
Kathy (from Birdingrvers.com)